If you think you are a big rebel, try signing up for the next teen casting opportunity that comes along and show up as the spitting image of James Dean. Then recite a monologue from Rebel Without a Cause, letting a tear spill down your cheek as you choke out the last couple of lines. You teens think you're so bad, try going out for a teen casting call, and compete against hundreds of other would-be stars in the making. Let's see what you're made of!

There should be a teen casting boot camp where teen actors can get themselves whipped into shape before they set out to make fools of themselves trying to break into the cold, uncaring, and ruthless world of entertainment. "You maggots are all worthless and weak!! Recite me twenty lines of Shakespeare! Now! Maggots!!" That would be great. It would acclimate them to the world that awaits them beyond their next successful teen casting sortie.

Don't be scared now little innocent teens with wide eyes and big dreams, you should go on your next teen casting call brimming with confidence and bravado, ready to take on the world. Nobody is going to cast a meek, trembling, pansy-girl! Pretend you're a recent graduate of a teen casting boot camp and recite your twenty lines of Shakespeare over and over in your head. They can never take that, or the Killers away from you.